dvd's

[Smurfman]

well uve probs heard im selling dvds of the gig, anyone in teh band can get em for a quiod (cos im nice) and anyone else gets em for £2 all profits go to the band...
im seeing if i can make em into vcd's cos they are easier to produce en mass (ive got em flyin out the door) anyone want one, or knows someone qho doe,s or doesnt wnat one now ive told u im makign proft, can tell em here

[Smurfman]

okay, so i reckon i can almost definatly make a vcd of em, which will be easier and quicker, if anyoens dvd doenst support vcd's (mpreg 2) let me no and ill get a dvd to ya, videos are also available (lozzie has on bein recorded right now) anyone else who wants one while they are hot, should apply now!!!!!

[Monkeyboy]

DVD's eh?
where are they?
i've been waiting for ages for mine
how am i meant to while away the long winter nights?

even saved up for it
almost got all of the whole 2 squid needed for it in my "Fat Mallard fund for the spontaniously strange"
can i pay in monthly installments?

[Smurfman]

yeah theres been a delay cos im a lazy ass.
soon as we get a dvd-RW for this pc (which is now stalbe w00t) theyll be flyin out the door, so keepo ur head on, and wile away teh night masturbating liek everyone else....

[Rob]

id be interested to see one, when u make em.

[Monkeyboy]

well these DVD's were offered to me 2 months ago yet they have not managed to appear

imagine how miffed i am that my £1 deposit for this (supposidly) quality merchendise was taken and none of this said product was delivered

i shall now replace my "Fat Mallard Fund for the spontaniously stange" and replace it as my feckedywoowah fund

i'm phoning "Watchdog" and shall see you in court Mr Smurfman

[The Pope]

You should of held out. I'm getting the uber-deluxe version.

[Monkeyboy]

erm..
i didnt say i was gonna take away the fund
it was erm......
nessa
yeh her
damn her!!!

uber?
you're catching the bobbyness of german!!!

[Nessa]

Rite then monkey boy, whats all this about u slagging me off?!?
It's not my fault tht u havent got ur DVD yet, nor Lee's soo shhhhhh, and if u wud pay the full amount (£2) then u might get one, but i dont suppose u will now after tht! hehe

[Smurfman]

lol, well liek i said abouve, im a lazy-ass, but ive now gota proerp working dvd writer, soem disks, and even a working version of nero (its legal and everythign !!!) so everyone who gets one now will get the aforementioned uber-deluxe version, featuring 2 'hilarious' adverts made by most of the band, and our groupie last year, it involves alot of cold curry pot-noddle :S

[Monkeyboy]

woo hoo
sounds uber-cold pot noodle tastic
better be good with a waiting list this long!
you'll get that second installment of £1 soon
as soon as i consolidate all my loads into one small monthly payment

[Ashman]

What two adverts? Can only remember the one!

Am I the said groupie?

[Monkeyboy]

i have finally paid the last installment of the £2 cost

good thing i chose the 0% finance deal where i don't have to pay extra although you do now own my soul

umm....
can i buy that back in monthly installments?

[Smurfman]

Right boys and girls, the new DVD is ready:D

finally got the hang of the dvd maker jobbie, and if you bu7y now ull get a fully workin menu-ised DVD including the gig and the monty noodle advert, stilla t teh uber-reasonable cost of £2.00

im still lookin at at expanding it:

:-if gaz reads this, is there anyway he can get his other version of the ad to me, cos its nto bein served anymore ??

:-waddya think about putting a slideshow of all fotos etc on it? waste of time?

:- i want backstage/pissing around footage for an extra video slot

:- any sound files for background music (i only got a shitty mix of gordon and wheni come around...)

anything else u wanna see on the dvd? lemme no

[Nick]

hey man, the dvd works, cheers, better remind me about money tho
are we allowed to use the camera to record band practises and stuff?, be somet to record the music from